Post by Billard Q. Scratch on Jul 14, 2015 20:11:46 GMT
Headmaster Billard Scratch sat in his obnoxiously large chair penning down the last letter of summonce he needs to send out to gather everyone for the annual meeting. What is going to be discussed at this meeting? Who knows, Scratch doesn't know, he usually just gathers everyone and sits quietly to let them talk it out themselves. Good old Scratch, always the quiet guy in the room creepily watching everyone. The letter of summonce reads as follows:
Dear [INSERT NAME HERE],
You are hereby cordially invited to the annual Hogwarts preschool year magical professors meeting in the Headmaster's office. As per the same as last year, the rules blatantly restrict sharing the location, time, or topics discussed at this meeting. No +1's allowed. This meeting is a secret and sacred event not to be harried by outsiders. Please bring your teaching plans for this school year so they may be approved under the scrutiny of the Headmaster. All members of the teaching staff must be prepared to explain in detail these plans if the Headmaster desires them too, even before an audience of their fellows. Gifts for ones fellow magical professors are optional but reccomended to restablish relations with those whom one may not have seen since the past year. Catering will be provided. Attire is formal although school robes are unecessary. The meeting will be at 16 hundred sharp, Greenwich Mean Time. Failure to arrive for this meeting will lead to punishment and a possible probation of ones ability to exit the school on one's own free will. The attendees of the event are as follows:
Shivah Chandi Condelle Peixes
Kirill Zarubstov Ampora
Dilbert Brutus Strider
Jack Cicero Noir
Aza'zel Ornias Makara
[VARIOUS UNIMPORTANT TEACHER NAMES FOR SEVERAL LINES]
Please be prompt on arrival and ready for discussion, those who are ill must reply within an hour of this message arriving to avoid being marked as absent. It is unlikely but if the Ministry decides to join our meeting, speak not unless spoken too. This message will combust within 5 minutes of being removed from the owl. Have a good day.
With good tidings and cordially,
Headmaster Billard Qismat Scratch
Scratch rolls up the last scroll and slides it into the last of the owls scroll pouch and sends it on it's way out the office window. He then returns to his desk and waits. Almost unmoving really, it's strange, is he even breathing? Who knows. Hours seem to pass and it is now around a half an hour before 16:00. He is still just sitting there, waiting.
Dear [INSERT NAME HERE],
You are hereby cordially invited to the annual Hogwarts preschool year magical professors meeting in the Headmaster's office. As per the same as last year, the rules blatantly restrict sharing the location, time, or topics discussed at this meeting. No +1's allowed. This meeting is a secret and sacred event not to be harried by outsiders. Please bring your teaching plans for this school year so they may be approved under the scrutiny of the Headmaster. All members of the teaching staff must be prepared to explain in detail these plans if the Headmaster desires them too, even before an audience of their fellows. Gifts for ones fellow magical professors are optional but reccomended to restablish relations with those whom one may not have seen since the past year. Catering will be provided. Attire is formal although school robes are unecessary. The meeting will be at 16 hundred sharp, Greenwich Mean Time. Failure to arrive for this meeting will lead to punishment and a possible probation of ones ability to exit the school on one's own free will. The attendees of the event are as follows:
Shivah Chandi Condelle Peixes
Kirill Zarubstov Ampora
Dilbert Brutus Strider
Jack Cicero Noir
Aza'zel Ornias Makara
[VARIOUS UNIMPORTANT TEACHER NAMES FOR SEVERAL LINES]
Please be prompt on arrival and ready for discussion, those who are ill must reply within an hour of this message arriving to avoid being marked as absent. It is unlikely but if the Ministry decides to join our meeting, speak not unless spoken too. This message will combust within 5 minutes of being removed from the owl. Have a good day.
With good tidings and cordially,
Headmaster Billard Qismat Scratch
Scratch rolls up the last scroll and slides it into the last of the owls scroll pouch and sends it on it's way out the office window. He then returns to his desk and waits. Almost unmoving really, it's strange, is he even breathing? Who knows. Hours seem to pass and it is now around a half an hour before 16:00. He is still just sitting there, waiting.
