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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2014 3:04:01 GMT
Latula walked around the lake, hands in her pockets, bored out of her mind. Mituna was in a class right now, while she was on her free period, and her board had already been taken up this morning because there's No Skating Down The Halls. As if. The prof just made that one up on the spot and Latula was pretty positive she was going to get it back anyway.
And if she wasn't then she could just take it back. Latula does not stay without her board for long.
Latula almost tripped, and when she looked down she found the strap of a book bag caught around her ankle."Oh shiz! Sorry about that!" When she looks over at the owner of the bag she grins, "Yo! Li'l KK! What are you up to all the way out here? This is like, hella far from all the rad shiz indoors! Don't you got friends to yell towards or somethin'?" Latula plops onto the grass, moving to get the strap off from around her boot.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2014 3:13:28 GMT
Karkat, for his part, had been working his way through a defense against the dark arts essay that Slick had assigned.... only because it was on the mandated curriculum his grandfather had made him swear to stick to, at any rate. Slick had pretty much just told them to write something vague about recognizing and killing scornieads. Extra credit if they listed all the kill points on their body for stabbing purposes.
Latula's sudden appearance had him nearly dropping his pen, though, her presence never really spelling anything good for him socially. He always felt so awkward around her. Even after he'd gotten over his crush on Terezi, both Pyropes had the sort of fearlessness and intelligence that just drew him in and usually left him putting his foot in his mouth. He clears his throat, pulling his papers towards him and waving them out to air dry as he responds. "If I spent all day yelling at my friends and worrying about how stupid they were being I'd never get any of my own work done, actually. Besides, the common room us fucking loud right now. Think it's someone's birthday or something. No one I know, though. What, uhhh.... brings you out here, though....? I mean. You don't have your skateboard on you, so....
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Post by Aza'zel Makara on Jun 20, 2014 3:40:38 GMT
Quite suddenly there is a large amount of splashing on the other side of the lake and then suddenly stops and a quickly approaching sound of maniacal laughter and screaming as Aza'zel the Groundskeeper, shirtless, flies through the air and lands with a crash next to the pair. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh hey kids you should probably be a little careful IVE GONE AND ANGERED THE BEAST AGAIN > )" suddenly a tentacle slides out of the water and wraps around GGK's leg "OH HERE WE GO AGAIN HAHAHAHA HONK later kids don't go and have to much motherfucking fun" The giant squid then burst from the water and yanks GGK up into the air, its sporting a nasty bruise under the eye. "Why hello again motherfucker." he says as the squid raises him up to its eye, "WELCOME TO PAIN I WILL BE YOUR GUIDE" he then punches the squid in the eye and then is flung once again, the squid retreating into the water as GGK gets up from his point of landing right next to the pair and dusts his pants off and stretches a bit. "Hopefully he will remember whose boss around these grounds, speaking of which, WHY ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS OUT HERE AGAIN >(" he frowns and crosses his arms staring intently at the two. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2014 4:10:53 GMT
She opened her mouth to answer Karkat, before a giant squid and a giant groundskeeper decided to duke it out in front of her.
Latula watches this all with wide eyes. Wow. That was totally unexpected. When GGK comes back ashore she blinks before applauding. "Holy shit! That was RADICAL!" Latula jumps up, raising up her hand, "Yo! Big guy! Give me a highfive!"
This would be interesting, considering Latula has the most radical, painful highfives of anyone she knew, and the groundkeeper was a burly, strong-as-fuck man. If they connected, maybe something would explode.
It might even be Karkat, watch out.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2014 4:18:20 GMT
".... I was doing my homework? Last I checked that was allowed on school grounds. Also what." He gives them both a blank look, trying to digest what just happened. He had heard the groundskeeper did questionable things with the squid- by which he meant more than one thing- but what. What the fuck was that? Why would you do that? Just. Hnngh.
Also he was pretty sure if he high fived Latula he'd break her arm. He sort of reaches over and tries lowering her arm surreptitiously, frankly nervous and wanting to get going. Immediately. Because fuck if he was sticking around as the encore now that the squid was apparently tapping out. "We'll just be going now, though, right Latula? I mean we wouldn't want to infringe on your clearly busy afternoon, and all that. Sorry to disturb you! Ahaha... haha..."
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Post by Aza'zel Makara on Jun 20, 2014 4:36:55 GMT
He lightly high fives the taller girl and grins wickedly. "Aw don't be like that little motherfucker you don't have to go, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WANT TO COME HANG OUT IN MY SHACK, i got fun and games." he grins wickedly and honks at you before suddenly staring off into the distance for a moment before squinting and grinning some more, "on second thought, I HAVE A TASK FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKERS" he whistles and a small black goat tramps out of the brush with a little bell on it, "I NEED TO GO KILL SOME CENTAURS THAT I SAW EARLIER TODAY IN THE WOODS, you motherfuckers take care of Pierre for me while I'm gone alright?"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2014 4:45:36 GMT
Hell yeah! Highfived!!! This was beyond rad.
... Until she heard the part about... Watching a goat? Latula side-glances at the goat, ready to say she had something else to do but by the time she opened her mouth she realized it was a order and not a question. "I... Well - Uh.. Okay?"
It was rare to see Latula speechless for words, but it was also rare that she was ordered to take care of a goat. She would recover in a few seconds, but for now, everyone is graced with the rare occurrence of a speechless Pyrope.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2014 4:53:48 GMT
"Uhhhh... yeah... what Latula said." Karkat says in a bit of a daze, looking at the goat with a baffled expression to match the older girl's. At least the goat was kind of cute... and it meant they didn't have to hang out with the groundskeeper. Still, he pipes up uneasily: "Also, didn't grandpa say not to bother the centaurs? They leave us alone and he doesn't want any trouble between them and the school... He's big on human and magical beings' relations and all... Soooo... uhhh.... maybe run it past him first....? Not that I want to tell you how to do your job or anything! I'm just- I'm just kind of concerned I guess?" He gives a nervous laugh that sounds more like a cough, looking anywhere except the groundskeeper's face.
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Post by Aza'zel Makara on Jun 20, 2014 5:00:06 GMT
He snorts "TELL THAT TO MY GARDEN, fuckers trampled all over it, I NEED TO MAKE A MESSAGE AND A GOOD CORPSE OR TWO IS A GOOD ONE" he grins and chuckles "and it's not like the headmaster has to know, ehehehe honk, RIGHT LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS?" He gets into there face as much as possible and smiles even more creepily and wickedly.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2014 5:17:13 GMT
Her brain finally caught up to her surroundings. "What??? No! That's just crazy and would be, like scadz of uncool of us. Right, li'l Karkz?" Latula nudges Karkat, in a desperate 'Agree with me' measure, "And Karklez and I are anything BUT uncool! Well, mostly me. I guess li'l Shouty here is a bit uncool but I am so cool I make up for both of us!" She grins widely right back at him, really hoping he continues to trust them. She did not want to know what happens if he decides they are not up to this task and/or gonna tattle.
Latula takes a veeeeery casual step back, "Hope you teach them a good lesson! Gardens are important!! Uh - yeah!" Furious nodding. She totally agrees here. Completely. 100% agreement yes.
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Post by Aza'zel Makara on Jun 21, 2014 22:05:50 GMT
" I AM MOTHERFUCKING GLAD THAT WE HAVE COME TO AGREEMENT. now take good care of Pierre. AND WHATEVER RUMORS YOU HAVE HEARD ARE UNFOUNDED. maybe >)" he looks to the other side of the lake and with a whisper and a wave of his obnoxiously large wand his cloak flies across and to his feet. As he stoops and puts it on he says " I WILL BE BACK FOR HIM ONCE I HAVE SLAUGHTERED THE BEASTS. it should not take too long. HE EATS JUST ABOUT ANYTHING SO DO NOT ALL UP AND MOTHERFUCKING WORRY ABOUT THAT SHIT." GGK utters a ear-splittingly loud laugh as Pierre begins gnawing on Karkat's robes and bounds away with a nod, still laughing like a maniac. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2014 22:25:46 GMT
Karkat grimaces and tries to tug his robe out of the misbegotten bleatbeast's mouth. If he wasn't regretting choosing to study out on the grounds before, he certainly was now. He'd remained quiet even after Latula's prompting, choosing to stay silent until the freaky giant was gone. He had no idea why his grandfather was cool with him being around but when the centaurs complained to him the next time he went for their monthly meeting, he was pretty sure there'd be trouble...
Not that that was his business in any way and he'd go saying anything. He wasn't stupid. Not that he could very say the same for the groundskeeper, but he'd keep that opinion to himself too. Yep. He side eyes Latula and gestures at the stupid goat. "So what now? Going to woo the fucking goat with your clearly superior coolness? Also what the fuck are we keeping it safe from? Itself? Jesus H. Christ why do I always get roped into these sort of things?" He grouses, his tone less irritated than his actual words might suggest. It was actually kind of... cool. To have a reason to hang out with Latula. Just because, you know. She was interesting and all.
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)" suddenly a tentacle slides out of the water and wraps around GGK's leg "OH HERE WE GO AGAIN HAHAHAHA HONK later kids don't go and have to much motherfucking fun" The giant squid then burst from the water and yanks GGK up into the air, its sporting a nasty bruise under the eye. "Why hello again motherfucker." he says as the squid raises him up to its eye, "WELCOME TO PAIN I WILL BE YOUR GUIDE" he then punches the squid in the eye and then is flung once again, the squid retreating into the water as GGK gets up from his point of landing right next to the pair and dusts his pants off and stretches a bit. "Hopefully he will remember whose boss around these grounds, speaking of which, WHY ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS OUT HERE AGAIN >